Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit. Show all posts

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Same old mindset that I couldn't give a fuck about


Recently I've been enlightened that some of what I considered dubstep was brostep and therefore I should alter my description. Now, I've researched quite a bit and have found no definitive answer what the difference is between the two. Even on a long forum music thread, there were contradictions and arguments as to which was which. In the end, I'm as much in the dark as I was previously only more pissed off.

It all boils down to this weird mindset we as humans have that tells us the new is bad and old is better. It's what tells indie kids that Modest Mouse sold out for having one popular song on the radio despite older songs having been widely popular before that. They weren't on the radio, though, so clearly they'd sold out. It's the thin difference between oldfags and newfags on 4chan. No one admits to being a newfag despite it being statistically improbable that every OP that triforces being there from anywhere from the beginning.

It's a mindset that I've obviously participated in previously. I used to attempt to be a hipster indie bitch. I also used to judge people who became fans of Nine Inch Nails post-With-Teeth. I still do because NIN was at their best before that but I digress. This mentality slows us and hinders us from achieving true greatness.

All I want to hear from dubstep is filthy, dirty, heavy, metallic, engrossing, enveloping, sick computer sexual noises with disc drives flying every where from the intensity. I want only the drops because I have no patience and so called "old dubstep," is long, meandering housey bullshit.  My friend told me that brostep was repetitive and had random lyrics thrown in. I see no difference. So fuck it.

By the way, what's this then? THAT'S NOT EVEN LOW FREQUENCY, OSCILLATORS, ungh... blah, blah, blah


Friday, June 22, 2012

Fifty Shades of Shit

I'm going to read Fifty Shades of Grey because it should be pretty awful. I haven't been able to get past the 3rd page when we first see the main character's name. Anastasia Steele is exactly the name a fanfiction writer with the pseudonym "Snowqueens Icedragon"(THAT WAS HER REAL PEN NAME!!!) would give their main character. The first person, present tense style is also grating on me. It's the same way a person of E.L. James' age would tell a story about an altercation with someone at a grocery store: "So then, I say to the guy 'Get your face out of my way,' and he slams his cart into mine. I'm not going to take that shit so I throw a watermelon at his head. I don't know why they called security because I am clearly handling this."

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 Trailer

This is just a quick post because I'm too tired to tirade on Twilight (but not too exhausted for alliteration).

I was just wondering if any one else noticed the frame of the trailer that Kristen Stewart looked exactly like Robert Pattinson. If you didn't, here it is.

I am going to be so drunk when someone leaks this movie to the internet