Fifty Shades of Shit #1: Taxes are hard

Dear E. L. James:
Why is it so hard for Anastasia Steele (ugh) to understand why the seemingly awful Christian Grey would give to charity? As a college student myself and someone who has held a job, like your main character has, I've had to pay taxes. There is a section where you list tax deductible donations and the Little Englishman has informed me that it is the same in England, where you are from. It is also fairly common for people of great means to give to charity. Some may do it because they honestly support a charity or as a thinly veiled attempt to garner more fame from the public. When a CEO who clearly love power and money and is a terrible person does it, it is purely for the tax write-off. They are able to retain more of their income this way because they receive it all back. Anastasia Steele (ugh) would know these basic facts as she's paid taxes as in college...at least one would hope. I haven't read much past this part and I'm sure that this is meant to be some way of showing the "human," in Christian Grey but you've gone about it in a silly way.

Fifty Shades of Shit

I'm going to read Fifty Shades of Grey because it should be pretty awful. I haven't been able to get past the 3rd page when we first see the main character's name. Anastasia Steele is exactly the name a fanfiction writer with the pseudonym "Snowqueens Icedragon"(THAT WAS HER REAL PEN NAME!!!) would give their main character. The first person, present tense style is also grating on me. It's the same way a person of E.L. James' age would tell a story about an altercation with someone at a grocery store: "So then, I say to the guy 'Get your face out of my way,' and he slams his cart into mine. I'm not going to take that shit so I throw a watermelon at his head. I don't know why they called security because I am clearly handling this."